I remember my mother telling me a story about how she never wanted to leave the house looking crazy undone, because she never knew who she might run into. It has become apparent to me that not everyone has a mother as insightful as mine, ‘cuz what the Sam Hill does she have on? Halloween doesn’t even excuse this train wreck(see what I did there?). Let this be a lesson to ya, cuz this is NOT AT ALL CHIC!!!